Sunday, January 23, 2011

Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool

lart(8)         lart(8)

       lart  - Luser  Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to
       adjust lusers' attitudes

       lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ] 

       lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people
       who  rely  upon their  admins for everything from picking
       their mice off of the floor to turning on their monitors;
       namely, the  luser(8). Running lart with the appropriate
       arguments will cause  the  specified  luser  to run  away
       screaming in agony.  Alternatively, you can make the luser
       buy you a beer, after killing all of their processes.

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